The Christmas cookie baking party was a success. The only person who did not have fun thought he was coming to a processed cookie baking party. “What, no one brought yellow 5 or high fructose corn syrup? How I am supposed to turn my cookies red and feed the craving? I’m going down to Tesoro to buy Christmas colored Oreos and a can of hairspray.”
At the hostel, cookie admirers and bakers of homemade cookies happily mingled. When the sugar rush got too intense, people stepped out into the snow towards the light. As a hostel employee, I yell, “Follow the steps to the land of drink and fire. If you stumble past the boulders onto the road, beware of the large red speeding truck.” Cookie munchers switched into beverage drinking mode. When the beverage drinkers couldn’t handle the 15 degree cold, they warmed their hands with hot out of the oven cookies. This cycle continued until the booze and cookies ran out.
One might ask how a dry hostel can have so much baking fun. A unique feature at GABI is that the deck has been built onto public property.
Girdwoodians haven’t had this much fun at GABI since the dedication when we served booze and ice cream. Bar owners take note that Jack on the Rocks served alongside a warm sugar cookie or with a huckleberry ice cream cone are a wonderful marriage.