I don’t like the sound of birds singing over head
I like sky scrapers that block out the sun
I don’t like green belts and smiling families
I don’t like art that looks hand made
I like music that’s sexy and young
I don’t like happiness when it’s free
I don’t like meat that looks like animals
I like fruit that comes in an easy to open can
I don’t like Saturday markets that take up parking
I don’t like rivers that possibly will flood my house
I like nature locked up in a cage
I don’t like trees that make me sneeze and blow my nose
Earthworm Envy 