I Bet Republicans Eat Omelets Too
At the Scandinavian Bakery in Chiang Rai, Thailand, the omelet is very fluffy and a special treat. Omelets in Thailand tend to be heavy with grease, but this one is heavy with broccoli, cauliflower and tomatoes.
Although fluffiness is a quality that I appreciate in omelets and cats, I feel a dull ache in my belly when I encounter headlines, politicians, and campaigns that are more fluff than substance. A Bangkok Post headline reads that John McCain has decided to run for president.
The upcoming presidential election will be interesting. It’s the first time my vote will be guided by insight from the omelet experience.
The next day, I’m sitting at an Internet shop talking to my Mom. Using Skype, I have plenty of time to talk. I mention that John McCain’s running for president. Here’s how our conversation goes:
Me: John McCain’s running for president.
Mom: Did you notice how the leftist media probably made a joke about McCain’s puffy cheeks?
Me: I actually didn’t read the article.
Mom: Well, you ought to read the article. I bet the media also slipped in that the Republicans look at Bush like he’s an ugly redheaded stepchild who poisoned the well.
Me: I agree, sometimes John Stewart and Bill Maher seem a little wild. But, come on, the entire media can’t be left wing. Prove it!
Mom: Do a Google search! Type in a presidential candidate’s name plus omelet. You’ll find there are no direct references to Republican candidates and omelets.
Me: Maybe all Republicans don’t like omelets like Green Party members don’t like Humvees.
Mom: Give me a break. Everyone, to some degree, likes eggs or egg substitutes. Every continent that’s not covered in ice has egg lovin’ people. The leftist media leaves out the fact that Republicans eat omelets because Republicans are made out to be subhuman.
Me: I’ll do a Google search. Talk to you in a couple of days.
I immediately search for presidential candidates and omelets. Here are my results:
Feb 7, 2000
Can Hillary Clinton Beat Rudy Giuliani and Make It to the U.S. Senate?
Hillary Clinton: I make a mean tossed salad and a great omelet.
July 24, 2005
Obama finding himself flush with media attention
Reporter David Mendell writes, “Barack Obama began his day just after 6 a.m. by munching a green pepper egg-white omelet that aides had fetched from a 24-hour diner because the hotel restaurant had not yet opened.”
May 4, 2007
Bringin’ Home the Bacon, Vegan-Style
Jennifer Duck reports that Dennis Kucinich offers vegan omelets at his presidential fundraiser.
I found the above omelet info about Democratic candidates on the first page of the Google search. Despite Google searches on Rudy Giuliani, John McCain, and Mitt Romney, I found no such positive omelet remarks for those three Republican candidates. I am afraid to admit my mom might be right about the media.
I do believe in a fair and balanced media. To do my part, I am going to e-mail the candidates and allow them to use Earthworm Envy as a forum to discuss their love or hate of omelets. As each candidate responds to my omelet questions, I will dedicate a new post to his/her omelet views.
Not that George W. is a candidate in the next election… but he was quoted back in 2005 as saying, “You gotta break some eggs yer gonna make an omelet. That’s what we’re doin over there in Iraq, makin a Freedom Omelet.”
So far, it’s just one big mess of an omelet. Check please.
Hey! We love eggs, even if they’re from February, and I’m sitting on two miles of ice!!! 🙂
-Brien, South Pole
p/s we’re almost out of eggs in shell, only bagged egg stuff left … emergency airdrop (a gentle one) anyone? Anyone?