Earthworm Envy 2009

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Earthworm Envy Music

Enjoy original music by Brandon Follett, now available in ringtones that are sure to put a smile on your face.

You want a ringtone that does more than let you know you’re receiving a call. You want a ringtone that will show your sense of humor and spark a good laugh and interesting conversation. It’s the best way to get through a long line at the supermarket, bank, or sitting at a bus stop. I don’t have a cell phone, so I have to rely on my hat as an interesting conversation starter.

Browse original music by Brandon Follett for your new ringtone.

Or, if you already know which song you want, go directly there:
From Weir Hot Springs, “I feel so free, sitting naked by the hot springs”
From Afternoon Snack, “I am hungry, give me some food” (duet with pig)
From Momma, I’m Scared, “Bludgeon your brains, poke you in the butt, those are the words Momma said to me”

John F. Kennedy’s Hair (short film)

Click on the picture to watch the film

The legacy of JFK can be seen overseas, not only through the ongoing efforts of Peace Corps volunteers, but also in a beautiful head of hair.

In the film I am modeling a Saturna t-shirt. Here is a plug for my friend’s band.
Saturna is the rock ‘n’ roll band you want to listen to before, during, and after the party. Their debut EP …All Night serves up a tantalizing cocktail of ethereal guitars and riveting drums, tender harmonies and heart-ripping hooks.

For another interesting hair documentary, check out Doug and the Haircut

Earthworm Envy Creative Marketing

For those of you with something to sell, podcasts and blogs are the advertising medium of the future. Earthworm Envy offers several options for creatively marketing your business, band, product, or idea. If you’re interested in Earthworm Envy creative marketing, contact us at earthwormenvy@yahoo.com. We’ll gladly provide glowing reports of our professional work ethic from previous clients.

Advertise your logo

1) Send us a jpeg of your logo and we will place it below your favorite blog and/or in the sidebar and link it to your website, mypsace, or world wide web info. Check out the Local Grub logo at “Journey to the Source of the Mulberry Leaf Omelet” blog post.

Advertise through podcasts

2) Product placement in a podcast, such as the Saturna t-shirt you’ll subtly notice in “John F. Kennedy’s Hair” and basically every pod starring Brandon Follett. Saturna is currently on their way to MTV fame.

3) A podcast created specifically to highlight your goods, such as “Another Reason to Hula Hoop” starring Lynn Knickrehm and her handcrafted hula hoop.

Advertise through omelets

4) Does your restaurant/organization/self make a delicious omelet that has personality or can inspire world peace? Contact us at earthwormenvy@yahoo.com and we’ll write our honest opinion about your omelet.